Fleshlight is Offering Lindsay Lohan $1,000,000 Deal!

October 26, 2011

I know this is a little off topic, but this is just to good to pass up…

Fleshlight is offering Lindsay Lohan a whopping 1 million dollars to get their hands on her pussy! Well just for a short time, long enough to make a mold of her pussy and transform it into a Fleshlight Girl and make it available for all the men in the world to fuck!

Hmm, now this would be interesting… but the question is, would you buy her Fleshlight if she was to agree to the offer? I personally think she “was” hot, but lately, I am not so sure I would buy one – Guess it really depends on how hot her pussy is.

And, hey, if she gets her act together, maybe these would become collector items (just kidding… sort of).

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The All New Squeezable Fleshlight Blade

The New Squeezable Fleshlight Blade My Rating:4 star

Price: $59.95 to $74.95  (Depending on Package Purchased)

Just when you might be thinking that Fleshlight could not improve on their awesome line of masturbators, they come up with an amazing winner! 5 stars all the way on the New Fleshlight Blade!

It may look odd (especially the case) but this all new design delivers to the max. I just got mine and could not wait to post a review on the New Fleshlight Blade. What makes this new Fleshlight so good is the ability to squeeze the case and sleeve so you can control how tight you want it, and how much stimulation you feel – and believe me this feature feels awesome!

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Hustler’s “This Ain’t Avatar” 3D & Alien Fleshlight is Kinky & Fun!

If you’ve been looking to add some excitement, and a new twist to masturbation, and you tend to like things a little bit on the edge, you have to check out this Alien Fleshlight special on the Fleshlight website.

Hustler and Fleshlight have teamed up to bring you the NEW Alien Fleshlight with a XXX version of Avatar (This Ain’t Avatar) – it is in 3D to boot! If this sounds cool, it is, and you can get a great deal on the combo on the Fleshlight website for only $89.95 – here is what you get…

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Save 24% on The Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit

Fleshlight’s Sex Toy, The Stamina Training Unit (STU), designed to help men last longer in bed, is now on sale for only $52.95 (regular price $69.95) – that’s a whopping 24% off the regular price!

This is a great value and the perfect opportunity to buy the #1, best selling masturbation sleeve in the world. Not only does the STU delivers intense pleasure, it will help you learn to control ejaculation and last longer – which means more pleasure for you and your partner. It even comes with a complete guide to help you use the the STU to train and gradually increase your staying power.

This is a limited time offer and may only last a few more days so if you have been thinking of buying a Fleshlight, this is the time to get one of Fleshlight’s best sellers.

To find out more about the Fleshlight STU or to buy it now, Visit the Stamina Training page here.


Fleshlight Pink Lady

Fleshlight Pink Lady

My Rating:4 star

Average Price: $59 – $74

This is the king of male sex toys and a personal favorite!

Of all the toys I have tested, this is one of few that have survived – I have had my Fleshlight Pink Lady for 3 years and it performs almost as good as the first time I used it! It is also one of the least expensive I have bought – Just $64.95 (with free lube if you buy the special)

…and let me tell you, the Pink Lady (aka The Original Fleshlight) feels so close to the real thing, it blew me away, and still does.

The Fleshlight is made from Super Skin, a incredibly realistic material. It is a non-toxic material that is free of latex and phthaltes. The  material is much safer than UR3 & Cyberskin.

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The Fleshlight Lotus Sleeve Sucks – Sort of…

Picture of  Fleshlight Lotus Sleeve for Fleshlight Girls

My Rating:4 star

Price: $79.95 (Fleshlight Girls Only – Including Case)

I never thought I would write a slightly negative review on a Fleshlight product, but you have to accept a little bad with the good!

In over 2 years I have never had a problem with a Fleshlight product, until the Fleshlight Lotus that is – a sleeve designed for exclusive use on the Fleshlight Girls line of sex toys. I’m not saying it is not worth buying, but it has a poor design element and it is important to know what this is before you put your money on the table.

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The Puma Swede Fleshlight

New Fleshlight ButtMy Rating:4 star

Price: $79.95

Puma Swede! Now you can fuck this Swedish Porn Stars pussy anytime you like – well not really, but it’s very close!

This brand new Fleshlight is the latest addition to the line of Fleshlight Girls and, in my opinion, is the best one made to date. The new Puma Swede Fleshlight is very inviting and easy to fantasize with, you’ll have a hard time resisting this one – but then who wants to resist Puma Swede.

I personally like the appearance of this Fleshlight over the other Fleshlights, including all the other Fleshlight Girls. The pussy lips are spread open just like a women spreading her pussy open with her fingers and inviting you in! With this Fleshlight, you can slide your cock around the opening first and then drive it home – it feels so good and very easy to fantasize that you fucking Puma herself – are any other women you may wish to fantasize about.
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